Sunday, March 29, 2009

Back from the Island

Dear World, 

Sorry for being gone, but I was in O'ahu Hawaii. Wohoo. I had so much fun, and some of you asked for pictures. Um, I wish I was sober enough to take any cool pictures. The only pictures I managed to take was some of the ocean, but who the fuck cares about that? And if you do, just google it. And to clarify, my parents did not come to Hawaii with me, if they did I wouldn't of gotten drunk. They bought 4 tickets so that I could take 3 of my friends. 

Seriously, I didn't plan on getting drunk all week. I was planning on just laying out on the beach, relaxing. But it just so happened that the hotel I was staying at was also the location for a sorority and fraternity trip from some eastern coast university. So basically, 3 of my closest buds and I were at the hot spot for underage drinking. My friends and I were in a Jacuzzi and these guys invited us to go up to their rooms and party with them, so we did. And honestly, I studied so hard I decided to just go and have fun. Apparently I hooked up with tons of girls. 

I don't know what it is, but it is so much easier for me to just hook up with a girl. It happens so easily. And by hook up I mean make out, not sex. That would require sooooo much more alcohol and drugs. Too bad I didn't hook up with any guys. I hear so often of gay guys having gay encounters when they are drunk with guys they didn't know were gay. (Sorry I said gay like 4 times in one sentence) but this has never happened to me! Not even close. What's the deal? What are the signs for when a "straight" guy wants to hook up? Because I would love to be informed. And apparently I have some straight readers. Coooool.

But anyways I really need to recuperate, I have school in like a day. My parents asked me what I did all week, and I just played into the Hawaii stereotype. "Um yea, I went to the beach, we went to a Luau, and thats about it" So much for recharging! I feel like I need another week to take a break. 

Also, the current song right now, is sooo good. Go Ciara and Justin Timberlake. I honestly don't even know if I spelled their names right, but I am too lazy to care. Hope you like it as much as I do.



Aek said...

Glad you're back. :)

Sounds like you had a fun time, but still somehow missed out on a lot Hawaii had to offer. Oh well, next time perhaps?

Anonymous said...

when do you think some good looking people like her and Justin are going to make a sex tape? I'm sick of losers like Screech and Paris! Welcome back ....

Grand said...

damn thats pretty awesome for them to just buy you 4 tickets to go have fun. sounds like you had a blast! what school were the greeks from?

Volker said...

You had a great time and made it back in good shape, well, reasonably! Life is a journey! May as well enjoy the experience and the journey is a wonderful or more than the destination.

Wes said...

You went to Hawaii and you drank the entire time???