Saturday, March 14, 2009

The God Questions

Dear World,

Remember what I asked you "if you could ask God one question, what would it be?" Well here are some of the responses that I got. So just imagine for a second, that God had an email or something, and this is basically what some people want to know. And I have a confession, when I was reading these emails, being the apparently self centered person that I am, I thought these questions were for me, forgetting that these questions are for "God." so when someone asked, "Do you even exist?" I was thinking, what the fuck? What kind of a stupid question is that...."No, I actually don't exist, this is a blog, run by a ghost." but anyways here you go. Oh yea, I also forgot, follow me on twitter! I just made an account, you can click the hyperlink on the right hand side that says "twitter me." (It's above the music video). Okay, one last thing I swear, if you feel like playing God, please feel free to answer any of these questions in the comment box, just be sure to specify which question you are answering.

Thanks for the input! But, after reading some of these questions I had to ask myself, "really, just one question, and you would ask him that?"

Peace and Love,


Mr. HCI said...

The first one is easy. Of course God still loves you!

But if you do that gay sex stuff, you're fucking going to HELL.

'Cause God loves you too much to allow you to have gay sex.

Ryan said...

Such a cute layout, it looks like an actual note haha.

Anonymous said...

god loves us no matter what anybody says <3

Anonymous said...

good question - where the fuck are my superpowers????

naturgesetz said...

"Do you still love me, even though I'm gay?"
— Of course.

"Why is life so unfair?" "Why did you allow the world to get into the state it is?"
— I couldn't give you the ability to do good things without giving people the ability to do bad things.