Sunday, April 19, 2009

99 Stupid questions about me

Dear World,

I didn't do the last question cause you guys can ask me anything <3

1
- When was the last time you cried?


A couple of days ago.

2
- Have you ever faked sick?


Umm, basically the story of my life in elementary school. I don't know if my mom fell for it, or if its because she liked my company at home.

3
- What was the last lie you said?


"oh yeaaa, I'm totally straight. Love them ladies"

4
- Have you ever cried during a movie?


Nope, I'm really insensitive.

5
- Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?


This girl waiting in line at the movies. She was soooo pretty.

6
- Have you ever danced in the rain?


No, thats weird, the neighbors would call the cops.

7
- Have you ever been drunk?


No.............(I should change number 3, on the last lie I've told).

8
- Have you ever tried tried drugs?


nope, the one thing I am proud of.

9
- Do you smoke?


Nope......I saw someone's lungs collapse before. No thanks.

10
- What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare?


I was dared to play with a Quija Board. That was really crazy to me...because I don't fuck around with that kind of shit.

11
- What is your full name?


hehehe, wouldn't you like to know.

12
- What is your blood-type?


O positve, call me, beep me, if you need to reach me I'd happily donate.

13
- Have you ever been in a car accident?


R.I.P Mocha

14
- How old were you when you recieved your first kiss?


16, I think.

15
- Who was your first kiss?


It was with a girl..........

16
- Have you ever had an online relationship?


No, but you'd be surprised. Having this blog has made people really inclined to want to date me. No pictures of me what so ever. What if I was a 70 year old man.....I guess my words are pretty sexual looking...?

17
- Have you ever had phone-sex?


haha yes, with my ex. It was weird. And I was faking it.

18
- Have you ever been rejected by a crush?


Yes, by a girl. Funny thing she asked me out to lunch a couple of days ago. Apparently I wasn't hot enough for her......

19
- What is your favourite sport to play?


Swimming

20
- Have you ever made a prank phone call?


x67, comes in handy when you need to block a number

21
- Have you ever said


said what? I don't get this question.

22
- What's your favourite childhood memory?


My Mom and Dad driving me around, taking me to Disneyland and shit like that. Ever since I started driving (3 years ago) I feel so much more distant from my parents.

23
- Is there anything that you have done that you regret?


No regrets

24
- What do you want to be when you grow up?


An attorney

25
- What is your political persuassion?


idk

26
- Have you ever had cybersex?


nope.

27
- Do you believe in g-d?


I'm definitely Buddhist.

28
- Do you believe in love at first sight?


No, thats just lust. Maybe I'm just bitter.

29
- Do you believe in karma?


Not really, I feel like bad people get away ALL the time.

30
- Who was your first crush?


This chick.

31
- Who do yo uhave a crush on?


No one.

32
- How would you describe yourself?


Cold

33
- What are you afraid of?


Not succeeding, not getting into the right law school.

34
- Are you religious?


Religion is basically not a part of my life at all.

35
- What does your screen name mean?


It means....nothing.

36
- What person do you trust the most?


My best friend.

37
- Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend?


Nick.

38
- What is the best compliment you have ever recieved?


"yea I'd date you"

39
- What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you?


I had a funny looking face....LOL....wtf I was only in 7th grade, who didn't have a funny fae.

40
- What is the longest crush/relationship you have had?


4 months...wow thats sad.

41
- What is your greatest strength?


Being there for my friends, being studious. Sorry I couldn't pick on

42
- What is your greatest weakness?


Being emotionally distant. I don't really have emotions

43
- What is your perfect pizza?


Pepperoni

44
- What is your first thought when waking up in the morning?


Pee

45
- What is your first thought before you go to bed?


I hope I fall asleep soon.

46
- What college do you want to go to?


USC

47
- Do you get along with your family?


Yes I do, I love everyone of them with my last dyeing breath.

48
- Do you play any instruments?


Nope

49
- What kind of music do you like?


Check my older posts, I really don't want to get into it.

50
- Do you think you're attractive?


I guess, somewhat

51
- Would you ever get a tattoo?


Yea, i've thought about it. Maybe my last name on the side of my torso.

52
- How many piercings do you have?


6....none on my face (jk)

53
- Who makes you laugh?


Britney Spears

54
- Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours?


President Obama

55
- Have you ever seen a dead body?


Yes..... : (

56
- Do you have a celebrity crush?


yes, but for some reason I can't remember right now...

57
- What is one thing scientists should invent?


A cure for AIDs

58
- Have you ever broken a bone?


I almost didn't want to answer this question because I didn't want to jynx myself but, no.

59
- What happens after you die?


Well according to some people I would straight to hell. Hey it can't be that bad right? All of us gays and lesbians can hang out together with all of the murderers and stuff. We can drink and keep things clean.

60
- Do you watch or read the news?


Yes I do. CNN

61
- What stereotype would you label yourself as being?


ummm, idk. I'm kind of the opposite of every stereotype, and I am a mix bred. There aren't too many stereotypes for them.

62
- Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label?


n/a

63
- If yo ucould change your name, what would you change it to?


Gabe, I really like that name. haha

64
- If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go


About 30mins from now so would prevent myself from loosing my phone.

65
- If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?


My gender. JK, i like being a guy.

66
- Have you ever gone skinny dipping?


No, but it sounds fun.

67
- Have you ever played strip poker?


no cause I would be naked all the time.

68
- Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves?


yes......sadly....yes, if it would make them happier.

69
- What do you want your friends to think about you?


That im worth it.

70
- Whats the biggest argument you've ever gotten into?


With these guys at goodyear. a total smack down.

71
- HAve you ever bitten someone?


yes

72
- When's your birthday?


can't say

73
- Have you ever stolen anything?


no but my exboyfriend did and we all know how that turned out

74
- Do you make wishes on shooting stars?


no, i run just in case its an asteroid headed towards earth.

75
- Whats the most you've ever eaten in one sitting?


all you can eat buffet in vegas, fucking gross. lol

76
- If you could go back and change one day, what would it be?


I would change 9/11. I seriously wonder what life would be like now without that event happening.

77
- Do you remember your dreams?


No, they're all pretty blurry.

78
- Have you ever been in love?


No, i thought i was.

79
- Are you a morning person or a night person?


Night owl.

80
- Do you have any phobias?


I have a deathly fear of styrofoam. Don't ask

81
- What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone?


idk

82
- Have you ever been to the hospital (other then birth?


yes, when I was really young something about my stomach.

83
- How many screen names do you have?


3

84
- Do any medical problems run in your family?


yes plenty. I almost feel like it should've been illegal for my parents to have children.

85
- Have anyone ever been disowned from your family?


No way jose.

86
- Have you ever had a nightmare?


no, all my dreams are extremely pleasant.

87
- Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies?


I don't say mean things to anyone. Not to their face at least.

88
- Would you ever participate in a threesome?


I'd be open to the idea.

89
- Would you ever pay for a prostititue?


I've never heard of not paying one after having sex with one. What would that be called? Dine and Ditch?

90
- Have you ever mooned or flashed someone?


no

91
- Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf?


no

92
- Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants?


no I have full control of my bladder

93
- Have you ever written a love letter?


yes.

94
- Have you ever attempted suicide?


no

95
- Do you prefer boxers or briefs?


boxer briefs. Like my ethnicity (a mix, for those of you who didn't get it)

96
- Have you ever been in a fistfight?


No

97
- Do you have any hidden talents?


no

98
- What is one thing you want me to know about you?


nothing really. Except for the fact that I'm a real person. not a 70 year old man. lol

99
- What is one question you wouldn't want me to ask?

4 comments:

Hypnos said...

Looool, it was really funny and interesting to read the post :D

Aek said...

I like this post. :) 3 screen names eh? But you never sign on the one I do know. :-/

I wonder how I'd answer all these questions . . .

Grand said...

whatsup man? havent commented in a while. do you really have 6 piercings? or were you kidding about the whole thing? i had my nips pierced for fun and i can keep them covered so no one knows

Jacksonajha said...

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