Dear World,
So there is this guy at school, who stalks me. I know you might think I am vein for making such a claim, but it's true. (LOL). This is how it all began.......Every so often my University does this club rush type of event, where a bunch of clubs set up booths and try to raise some money for themselves. As I was walking, I was stopped by this flaming gay guy. Flaming would be an under statement, he was like a human gay parade. If Madonna and Cher defied the laws of science and had a baby, this guy would be that love child. So he stopped me, and tried to get me to play this wheel of fortune type of game. Of course I asked him if it was going to cost me anything, he said it didn't so I just went along with it. I spun the wheel and I didn't win anything................................................................................................but a hug.
So there is this guy at school, who stalks me. I know you might think I am vein for making such a claim, but it's true. (LOL). This is how it all began.......Every so often my University does this club rush type of event, where a bunch of clubs set up booths and try to raise some money for themselves. As I was walking, I was stopped by this flaming gay guy. Flaming would be an under statement, he was like a human gay parade. If Madonna and Cher defied the laws of science and had a baby, this guy would be that love child. So he stopped me, and tried to get me to play this wheel of fortune type of game. Of course I asked him if it was going to cost me anything, he said it didn't so I just went along with it. I spun the wheel and I didn't win anything................................................................................................but a hug.
I really didn't want to hug him, but he was so quick to hug me I couldn't refuse, or fight him off. It was like the gay parade stampeded over me. After what seemed to be the longest hug, he finally let go and I just went my way, thinking that would be the last of him.
Two days later: I see that same guy at the school coffee shop.
three days later: I see him in the parking lot.
At first I just thought it was a coincidence because we do go to the same school, and shit like that would be expected to happen. And I thought maybe I'm just noticing him now because of that wheel of fortune fiasco. Brushed it off, and continued walking. So now I'm in class, and of course I don't pay attention and decided to log onto facebook instead. "+1 friend request" I love it when I get friend requests, who doesn't? I open it up, turns out the gay parade wants to be my friend. How the hell did he find me?! This school has more then 10,000 students. So I accepted him because I figured us gays need to stick together. After I accepted him, I immediately get a message from him saying "I run into you A LOT." I think he met, "I follow you a lot" because running into me means it was an accident. The more and more I think about it, the more and more I refuse to believe that its a coincidence. Don't you guys think I would've noticed a gay parade walking right by me? Or a Madonna and Cher love child? I highly doubt that I've been running into this guy before and recently started to take notice, because I would've noticed.
I looked through his facebook and one of his default pictures is of him, with no shirt on (kind of chubby) with a police belt around his waste, a baton in one hand, the other hand on his hip and the caption red "Police slut." I gagged a little. I guess I'll be nice, and if he tries to approach me in person I'll be cool with him, but I don't want him to get the wrong idea either. I'm sure he is really nice, but I can't date a guy like that. I need someone who is much more mellow, someone who can refer to himself as a police slut........no can do.
Ever since he sent me that message, whenever we run into each other, there is tons of tension. Sexual tension for him, just awkward tension for me. Thats too bad too because I wouldn't mind dating again. I just need to attract the right people. Now I feel like I'm being judgemental because I don't know him at all, but he is just coming on really strong. With the messages, the hugging, the following, etc. Maybe he just wants a friend? Who knows....I'm just going to go with the flow like I usually do. So for anybody who wants to date me out there, no police slut. But yea, just thought i'd share.
Peace and Love,
Anonymous
Two days later: I see that same guy at the school coffee shop.
three days later: I see him in the parking lot.
At first I just thought it was a coincidence because we do go to the same school, and shit like that would be expected to happen. And I thought maybe I'm just noticing him now because of that wheel of fortune fiasco. Brushed it off, and continued walking. So now I'm in class, and of course I don't pay attention and decided to log onto facebook instead. "+1 friend request" I love it when I get friend requests, who doesn't? I open it up, turns out the gay parade wants to be my friend. How the hell did he find me?! This school has more then 10,000 students. So I accepted him because I figured us gays need to stick together. After I accepted him, I immediately get a message from him saying "I run into you A LOT." I think he met, "I follow you a lot" because running into me means it was an accident. The more and more I think about it, the more and more I refuse to believe that its a coincidence. Don't you guys think I would've noticed a gay parade walking right by me? Or a Madonna and Cher love child? I highly doubt that I've been running into this guy before and recently started to take notice, because I would've noticed.
I looked through his facebook and one of his default pictures is of him, with no shirt on (kind of chubby) with a police belt around his waste, a baton in one hand, the other hand on his hip and the caption red "Police slut." I gagged a little. I guess I'll be nice, and if he tries to approach me in person I'll be cool with him, but I don't want him to get the wrong idea either. I'm sure he is really nice, but I can't date a guy like that. I need someone who is much more mellow, someone who can refer to himself as a police slut........no can do.
Ever since he sent me that message, whenever we run into each other, there is tons of tension. Sexual tension for him, just awkward tension for me. Thats too bad too because I wouldn't mind dating again. I just need to attract the right people. Now I feel like I'm being judgemental because I don't know him at all, but he is just coming on really strong. With the messages, the hugging, the following, etc. Maybe he just wants a friend? Who knows....I'm just going to go with the flow like I usually do. So for anybody who wants to date me out there, no police slut. But yea, just thought i'd share.
Peace and Love,
Anonymous
p.s Because we were on the topic of facecbook, how many of you guys would appreciate me having a facebook page for my blog? Please leave me feedback, if I don't get any feedback I'm not going to waste my time making a facebook page. : )
p.p.s also I haven't been receiving as many emails as I used to, and it's probably because I haven't been replying to many. But to those of you that I haven't replied to, I appreciate all of your emails and apologize for not being able to respond. Please keep them coming.
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Yes to facebook.
Also I think now that you have noticed him and him you, you pay more attentiuon and it feels like he is stalking you but I bet it coincedence.
Make the Facebook if you want, other bloggers have done so already for their blogs. As for me, I'm not sure I would personally make a Facebook page - seems like a bit of effort. Who knows, if you make a Facebook page, I may join with my real one (too lazy to make a Facebook page for blogging as of now).
And that guy is totally stalking you. Although . . . I didn't notice this one guy I see all around school until we went on a trip together. Albeit, he's more "normal" and conspicuous than your gay parade guy.
you are too funny. And Yes make a facebook please!
you like mellow guys?? me too :D
sucks that he sounds like a creep. but yea maybe because you actually notice him now it might be coincidence.
good luck with the gay human parade lol.
I haven't logged on for a while but after reading this story i'll make sure to do so more often. It was a good read and kept me laughing... "a gay parade".
I don't have a facebook. I say you create a myspace :)
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